me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
1. If he doesn’t answer a text message, he probably doesn’t care.
If he wanted to talk to you he would, and you would be receiving more than – at best – 2 to 3 word responses. If someone cares about talking to you they will be genuinely interested in sparking, and maintaining…
Personal issues I guess
Wow, I have tried so hard to explain this to people. This is perfect. I’m with you 100%
"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
u hate me?? wow so much in common already
"My poor mother
begged for a sheep
but raised a wolf."
im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream
Today is my baby girl’s birthday :) She turns four. Cj & I are thinking about about baking her some doggie treats and cupcakes.